{"product_id":"shower-steamer-cube","title":"Shower Steamer Cube","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eOh, look at you. You have a shower. You have 5 minutes before you have to be somewhere you don't want to be. You certainly don't have time to fill a tub, light candles, and contemplate your existence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eEnter \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"6\"\u003eThe Cube\u003c\/b\u003e. It’s aromatherapy for people on a schedule. It sits on the floor of your shower, fizzing away and releasing essential oils that scream \"Relax!\" while you frantically shave one leg and debate calling in sick.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eIt’s efficient. It’s potent. It’s the closest thing to a spa day you’re going to get this month.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy it's better than nothing:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e- Bath-Free:\u003c\/b\u003e Because who has a clean bathtub on a Tuesday? Not you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e- Slow Dissolve:\u003c\/b\u003e Lasts just long enough for you to wash your hair and rethink your life choices.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e- The Scents:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,2,1,0,0\"\u003e\u003ci data-path-to-node=\"7,2,1,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eAutumn Air:\u003c\/i\u003e Smells like crisp leaves and the seasonal depression creeping in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,2,1,1,0\"\u003e\u003ci data-path-to-node=\"7,2,1,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eLavender + Eucalyptus:\u003c\/i\u003e The universal scent of \"Calm Down, Karen.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,2,1,1,0\"\u003e\u003ci data-path-to-node=\"7,2,1,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCitrus Energizer:\u003c\/i\u003e A chemical slap in the face to wake you up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,2,1,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e- No Mess:\u003c\/b\u003e Unlike your life, this leaves no residue behind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eInstructions:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003e1) Place cube on shower floor (not directly in the stream, or it will vanish faster than your motivation).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003e2) Let water hit it gently.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003e3) Inhale.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\"\u003e4) Exhale.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,4,0\"\u003e5) Get out and face the day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCurrent Moods:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e- Autumn Air:\u003c\/b\u003e Cozy denial.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e- Lavender + Eucalyptus:\u003c\/b\u003e Aggressive relaxation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e- Citrus Energizer:\u003c\/b\u003e Artificial enthusiasm.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Badcat Bath Co.","offers":[{"title":"Autumn Air","offer_id":48268681511147,"sku":"sku-49827596828865","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lavender + Eucalyptus","offer_id":48268681543915,"sku":"sku-49827596861633","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Citrus Energizer","offer_id":48268681576683,"sku":"sku-49827597222081","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cherry Blossom","offer_id":48268681609451,"sku":"sku-49921520730305","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0830\/5668\/9387\/files\/ss.jpg?v=1778757164","url":"https:\/\/selfcaretoolsco.myshopify.com\/products\/shower-steamer-cube","provider":"Self Care Tools","version":"1.0","type":"link"}